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Please Read For Your Own Safety....
The following was forwarded to me by Dr. Wicked, and is something I feel everyone in this lifestyle must be aware of, and take precautions against.
John Doe strode into the bedroom , wearing His leather
Postal Worker's uniform. He sneered at the bound and gagged
figure on the bed, as He
reached into His latex mail bag. Jane Doe, a 29 year old schoolgirl,
looked up at her Master, her eyes a mixture of
fear and desire.
She gasped as He brought a knife with a 9 ~ inch
blade out of the bag. "I saw something on the Internet which I want us to
try,"
He said
sternly, "Are you willing?"
Jane nodded eagerly and mumbled, "yeff Mather".
John
smiled as He bent
close and cut her free of her bonds. "Strip", He ordered as He began to remove His own
clothes.. Jane quickly
complied, wondering what new delights
her beloved Master had in store for her.
"Lay back on the bed", He commanded.
Jane did so. John then laid on top of her.
"Tonight my
dear", He
whispered while reaching for the light switch..
"We are
going
........... Vanilla!"
"NOOOOOOoooooooooo", cried Jane as the room
plunged
into darkness.
The above tale is true. John eventually left Jane
to
move in with a
vanilla woman. They now have a 24/7 vanilla
lifestyle,
regularly
enjoying home improvements, Tupperware parties
and
only having sex 3
times a year. Jane was more fortunate and now
attends
Vanillas
Anonymous, with help and guidance she is slowly
recovering. Only last
week she was able to stand up and say, "I have the
right to more than
one sexual position!"
Vanilla is dangerous and should not be practiced
at
home. If anyone
offers you vanilla sex, just say No.
This has been a BDSM safety awareness
announcement.
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